By Dunno on April 26, 2014
– I think it’s been years since I’ve been as happy as I am right now, in this moment, lying here with you. If I could, I’d lay here forever. Would you?
– I have to pee…
By Dunno on December 10, 2013
Things to do on my first date with the girl from poetry class:
- comment on the weather.
- go for the kiss – no, too soon.
- compliment an item of clothing.
- ask about favorite foods.
- ask about favorite bands.
- cat person or dog person?
- go for the kiss – again? no, too soon.
- disagree on at least one subject but no more than two.
- tell a funny story.
- show interest in her current occupation.
- ask about hobbies.
- reveal something personal.
- ask to be in a relationship on Facebook – what, no, what’s wrong with you?!
- tell an emotional story.
- ask about favorite horror movie.
- ignore for 5 minutes so as to seem confident.
- declare undying love.